The Dorito Girl Chronicles
Joey has been so kind as to kick off our blogging once more. Rally behind his example, oh members of the Stairs! My topic for today? None other than the bodacious-Dorito-loving-beauty. You guessed it. Dorito girl.
While we were in New Zealand, Doritos finally landed on Kiwi shores. Meag loves them, and ate them on the reg'. 3% of the hundreds of dollars of gas that we spent at Mobil stations down south turned into Doritos.
Kiwi math.
Money = Gas + Free Dortios
And perhaps..
Divided friendships by greedy Dorito consumers
(Remainder; Pat and Brit still fighting about everything)
So began the legend of the Dorito girl--New Zealands finest snack model. Please enjoy the below photo shoots.
Dorito girl hits the Kepler Track--one of New Zealand's great walks
Dorito girl looking good at Milford Sound
Dorito girl perches gargoyle-like atop Mt. Thomas with the southern alps in the distance
And she hits the Franz Joseph Glacier!
Oh, how lucky I am. She graces me with her snacks. I have been chosen over the foul Topher
Welcome home, friends.
Come play at Loyola.
DK
Update! A response from Frito-Lay!
Here's our response to your e-mail - RE: Doritos, Reference #011103960A
Hi Daniel,
Thank you so much for sharing your blog with us, the pictures were beautiful!
It's always a pleasure to hear from our consumers, especially when you tell us how much you enjoy our snacks. Fans like you keep us energized to provide you with the highest quality, best-tasting snacks on the market.
Again, we appreciate you writing to us and hope you and "Doritos Girl" continue to enjoy great-tasting snacks from Frito-Lay.
Best regards,
Natalia
Frito-Lay Consumer Affairs
011103960A
The sunflower and corn oils used in Frito-Lay snack chips contain 0 grams of trans fat and are higher in the "good" fats that have been proven to reduce LDL (bad) cholesterol and maintain or increase HDL (good) cholesterol levels, which has been associated with a reduction in the risk of heart disease.
Hi Daniel,
Thank you so much for sharing your blog with us, the pictures were beautiful!
It's always a pleasure to hear from our consumers, especially when you tell us how much you enjoy our snacks. Fans like you keep us energized to provide you with the highest quality, best-tasting snacks on the market.
Again, we appreciate you writing to us and hope you and "Doritos Girl" continue to enjoy great-tasting snacks from Frito-Lay.
Best regards,
Natalia
Frito-Lay Consumer Affairs
011103960A
The sunflower and corn oils used in Frito-Lay snack chips contain 0 grams of trans fat and are higher in the "good" fats that have been proven to reduce LDL (bad) cholesterol and maintain or increase HDL (good) cholesterol levels, which has been associated with a reduction in the risk of heart disease.
Dude this is great. You should send this into Frito-Lay. They're based here in Texas. Maybe you could move here and we can be reunited :) -Hoffy
ReplyDeleteHahaha I can't believe you sent that to Doritos and actually got a response. Fantastic! Plus who knew eating Doritos would reduce my risk of heart disease?!
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ReplyDeleteShe's mine...Dorito girl why have you foresaken meee?!?!?
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