Showing posts with label New Zealand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Zealand. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

DK: On the Auckland Domain

In the Park in the City of Sails on an Island in Oceania
By Daniel Koster

            I’m surrounded.  It’s February, but summer.  My being is enveloped by the leafy crown of a vibrant tree; my body coddled by its roots.  The shooters poking out of the ground provide a convenient seat.  My back rests on the big guy’s trunk.  A comfortable spot, I’ve found.  It must be an ancient tree, as many that he lives near are indefinably old.  His home is the Auckland Domain—a park minutes from my new home in the City of Sails: Auckland, New Zealand.
            As I attempt to look through the tree’s encompassing perimeter, a perimeter composed of leaves and branches; I can see bits and pieces of my friends and dorm-mates.  They’re playing a game of footie, or soccer in other regions.  I chose not to join.  Instead, I’m sitting of to the side enjoying a chilly New Zealand Lager and listening to jazz and blues.  I wouldn’t trade this.
            When I began to write, the western sky was aglow.  Pink and purple clouds danced over the rolling hills of the Domain.  As I continued to write, their ritual would not wait.  They tangoed over the museum, a classically beautiful building atop a hill.  It wouldn’t feel out of place in Washington, DC—my home’s capitol.  The clouds waltzed past the six or eight cricket games being hosted right off the grandstand.  By another field, they two-stepped over the heads of rugby players.  As the games rage on, wives grill kiwi style sausages as children watch their father’s bash on towards glory.  Although currently beyond presentable recognition, they see in their fathers what they one-day hope to see in themselves.  By why stop there?  More than one child might envision himself an All Black—just as a Brooklyn boy might see himself a Yankee.  Here, especially in the context of this upward-looking- piece-of-literature, it’s quite easy to remember that the sky’s the limit.
As the clouds move on, they haka’d over the fernery—home to a nursery of native ferns and indigenous plants.  You know, I bet they even saw their reflection in the courtyard’s pool located in between the two winterhouses.  The residents of this courtyard, four romantic statues, one labeled “summer,” another labeled “winter,” another labeled “spring” and yet another labeled “fall” likely found the cloud’s passing as enjoyable as they had the first evening they’d witnessed such a scene.
            The light show continues westward.  While its 8 pm on a Wednesday here, back home in New York it’s 2 am.  As far as days of the week are concerned, my friends and family and everyone that I have ever known has finally caught up—but only for a little while.  The sun keeps traveling!  It keeps traveling so that my friends in New Zealand can have a night to sleep to.  But it also travels so that those I love back home can have a Wednesday.  The sun’s fair that way.  We’ll talk tomorrow.  But wait, isn’t that today?


Thursday, February 11, 2010

KMG: The Stairs Lead to Cork, Come Visit Me Screw New Zealand



Hello to those who valiantly traipse through the unknown treacherous trails of life, I'm Kaela. I've been meaning to write many a post for months now but I haven't gotten my act together. Tonight is the night. I figured I'd start with some advice for our readers many of whom will be traveling to New Zealand this Sunday (safe travels dear friends!!) to the others, hopefully this will resonate with your experiences.

I've now been in Cork, Ireland for one month and 9 days, this in no way makes me a pro-study-abroader but I'd like to share a couple things I've learned with you all.

Pack Goldfish. You could even have despised this salty cheddar snack at home in
the states, cursed your mother out when she put it in your Hey Arnold lunch box, but in another country you will crave it. You will feel a slow burn low in your stomach that only Goldfish can satisfy. When you ask for it at grocery stores they'll direct you to the local equivalent of PetSmart, yummy. No really, I would do sick, sick things to get a box of Goldfish right now.

Try to stay awake once you touch down on the tarmac. The trip to your new home is incredibly enlightening. The unfamiliar landscapes rolling past will help you realize you are finally thousands and thousands of miles away from home. Enjoy the epiphany, take in the view.

There's no better way to learn about your new home than by taking a trip to the emergency room (called A&E here). Everyone should have a firsthand look at their country's healthcare system. And if its because you hit your head in a McDonald's bathroom and are profusely gushing blood even better. Ten points if you end up in a bed next to a Romanian gypsy man who spends the whole night vomiting up blood (gave me TB goddamnit). 15 if they wheel your stretcher into a hallway while you are sleeping and leave you there for a prolonged period of time. 100 points if you leave the hospital with a matted gore head wrapped in gauze like a sadistic version of Rambo.

Prepare for your first grocery store experience. You'll realize you aren't in Kansas anymore. Culture shock times a million. I am now a firm believer that grocery stores can show you more about a culture and a people than most walking tours. Browse through the brands. Here in Ireland they have almost an entire aisle dedicated to different varieties of mayonnaise (ick) and 1/9 of a shelf devoted to salad dressings, which the Irish call salad cream. I was also pleasantly surprised to realize the Irish are very health and environmentally conscious, not only do they not have preservatives in much of their food but they also make you pay for plastic bags! yayyy

Have your fair share of fun in the evening hours but don't ever leave by yourself, especially when you have no idea how to get home. This could result in you wandering around blackout in Cork City by yourself for 2 hours in subzero temperatures while your friends play a particularly nasty game of Where's Waldo. Don't worry you find a way home. You slur a plea for directions from Gardai (Irish police) and they kindly offer to escort you back to your humble abode. Except when you pull up and hop out to greet your friends they realize a strange old man has driven you home in an unmarked windowless green van. NOT GARDA. I'm extremely lucky the Irish are so kind and virtuous. The Kiwis? ehhh I doubt it. DONT LEAVE BY YOURSELF EVER.

Don't be bashful of acting like a tourist, yea be all sophisticated and shit but I can guarantee the locals will know you don't belong. So go ahead whip out the fanny pack but mostly do every touristy thing you can find and take as many pictures as possible. Inhibitions out the window people!!

I can't wait to hear about all your adventures and stalk the crap out of your facebook pictures. Safe travels. Go zorbing and take a pic of a glo-worm cave for me.

Always true,
Kaela G



Wednesday, December 23, 2009

CR: EXTREME!!! ...Sports


As most of us know, New Zealand is a country that prides itself on being a forerunner in the arena of EXTREME!!!..sports. They even subtly have a lesser form of extreme in their name…yes zeal (those sly kiwis). They thought no one was going to notice…well they were wrong. Well this faintly fanatic American would like to set it clear that U.S.A is the most extreme of them all and Barack Obama is the Commander and Chief of Extreme. Motivated by this inaccuracy of extremeness, I will methodically expose NZ as a country not quite as extreme as the ole US of A, but as a major trendsetter of quasi-extreme sports in the modern day Oceania/Antarctica regions.

Wikipedia defines extreme sports as certain activities perceived as having a high level of inherent danger, and that are counter-cultural. These activities often involve speed, height, a high level of physical exertion, and highly specialized gear or spectacular stunts. Counter-cultural you say? I would like to further explore this tid-bit about extreme sports being counter-cultural; and the relevance it has to college age American citizens that plan to study abroad in New Zealand.

As we all know (I’m implying all you readers have an equal knowledge of a multitude of primitive sociological processes and histories as I), NZ is a mestizo of British and local Maori cultures. Even when these two cultures combine, they lack the extremeness that the American people live each and everyday. According to the definition of extreme sports-basketball, ice hockey, cheerleading, shuffle-boarding, four-square, underground dog-fighting(maybe too extreme), beer pong( that’s what they call it in NZ too..weird), and numerous other American recreations, would blow the minds of the Kiwi people. I accept this cultural difference and will thoroughly exploit this technicality while I am a humble guest there. We’ll be their Tony Hawk, their Picabo Street, their Ricky Bobby; flying higher, going faster, and being sexier than they ever conceived. This is fitting for our length of stay as we will not be there long enough to have a lasting affect on their culture. Like the extreme sports stars I listed they are placed in the spotlight for a short period of time; idolized by all then forgotten till the next X-games, the next winter Olympics, or Talladega Nights part Deux.

Now here is an alternative if we stayed a little longer than 4.5 months (exactly half a baby).
Our not-as-extreme sports will be our passageway into the extreme sports market in NZ. Sharing our culture with the Kiwi people will be one of the most rewarding experiences of our lives. Tourists will no longer anticipate glacier climbing, zorbing or bungee jumping- but they will long for the rush of a lay up, the exhilaration of the annual Auckland Speedway 800 Kilo race, or the loss of memory of a long night of binge drinking in the now accepting drinking establishments. In the end this would just be another case of Americanization (globalization, masturbation, angry Haitians, education, MEGnation, congratulations, ejaculation, trigonometry calculations…sorry sorry my boy Citizen Cope was playing in the background). Anyway, we should allow the Kiwi’s to enjoy their sense of extremeness without taking anything away from them.

The Maori word for extreme sports is “piere nuku tākaro” as found in the unofficial Webster’s Dictionary for Maori speakers.
My first born will be named Pierre Nuku Robinson, so as to be a constant reminder of my creation of UBER Extreme offspring.

Disclaimer: In no way am I saying we need to exploit this market and treat their country as if it were a fantasy land ( even though it is).

Check out this video to see what un “Extreme” looks like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horzY6UWl9E

For more on Maori less extreme sports check out this super cool link:
http://history-nz.org/kiorahi.html

-SoccerjiggalosPen15