Thursday, August 18, 2011

SM - Stair Master

Hello everyone,

I am the stair master.  Not to be confused with the stair master, bun improving workout machine.  Recently, TSTLN has been rather neglected.  However, upon attempting to log back in, the blogging Gods questioned even MY identity, and sought credentials demonstrating my right-to-climb the stairs.  I was confronted by several strict security questions--one of three options was to be chosen.

1) What is your E-mail?  Hint: D**********2
2) What is your phone number? Hint: 5********7
3) Can you answer this security question?

I took a gamble on number the third.

Question: Do you want to eat cookies?
Answer: ...[pause, soul search]........Yes

Welcome back, The Stairs that Lead Nowhere!


Such security measures are to be envied!  In fact, I believe that this can best be likened to the advent of the Harry Potter series.  A video is worth several million words, so see for yourself.

Sorcerer's Stone Ending


All the Best,
SM

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