SB: The Face of Evil

While optimists such as Meag McKeron speak of the joyous faces of puppies, all I can think of is the face of evil. The hippo. You may not think these here hippos look evil, but deep down they are carnivorous assholes who prey on the helpless and roll around in their own doo doo. If you see a hippo in swamplike area lake thing, do not, I repeat, DO NOT go swimming or fishing in that same body of water. They WILL get you.