SB: Nuttin but da Truth

Hello Friends,

I have posted below a list of truths. These are things that I have discovered through my life experiences. Some are rather inconvenient truths( In Al Gore's terms and in my terms) and some are mediocre and others rather pleasant. Hopefully I will make other discoveries of truths in the world that I can share with the cyber world. So cheers

Truths

• Santa is not real. Seriously? Christmas is no longer fun! No more letters to Santa, just emails and texts from Mom saying it’s not going to be a big Christmas this year, Dad’s business is slow but what do you want anyways? Only to later be sent with Mom’s credit card to do your own Christmas Shopping being reminded that if you exceed $300 the heat will turned off until further notice. Bah humbug!
• The only people who do not like to drive are the people who hate music. I look forward to driving because its time I can turn the music up, just below the pain threshold, where I can sing loudly and badly so that I can not hear myself.
• Plutos not a planet? WTF! How the hell are elementary schools suppose to memorize the planets now?
• Such quality conversations occur in an intoxicated state and thus are not often remembered. Curse you alcohol and your reverse psychology!
• Everything causes cancer. Sun, fish, plastic, pollution…you name it and it’s a carcinogen.
• Time dictates our lives. We are in college for 4 years. We have 2 weeks to write a paper. You should do 30 minutes of cardio a day. You’ve been working for 35 years now so it’s okay for you to retire and sit on your ass for the rest of your life. We’ve been dating for 4 years now so it’s okay and expected that we get married. Damn it time! Unleash your reigns and leave us alone!
• Polar bears really are dieing! Only 1 in 2 polar bear cubs survive! Big Wah!
• The characters of Winnie the Pooh are all “special”, which is probably my unconscious reasoning for minoring in special education. Piglet has an anxiety disorder and a clutter (like a stutter but different), Eeyore is clearly depressed, Rabbit has OCD and a perfectionist personality so he could possibly also be anorexic..but not really cause he sure eats a lot of carrots…so maybe bulimic?, Tigger has a lisp and ADHD, and Pooh is just a little slow but his pragmatic skills make up for any intellectual deficit he may have.
• Hippos are actually dangerous creatures! Those damn beasts claim more human lives in Africa then lions! So why aren’t hippos the king of the jungle?

TTFN (TaTaForNow)

Your Friend,

Shauna B